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South Park: The Stick of Truth – The Ranting Robots Review


South Park: The Stick of Truth Review (PS3)

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and hello humans
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I am broke the robot and I am pretty their robot and together we are the
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ranching robots very clever
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today we’re reviewing the game South Park the stick of truth for the ps3
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video game system
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also out for the x-box 360 and PC video game systems
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this game takes everything that you love or hate or have a relatively neutral
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opinion about the human TV show South Park
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in works into one epic role playing game I love playing with roles
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especially buttered rolls not carbohydrate roles I mean the kind
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roles people try to spice up their romantic life when they’re stuck in a
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loveless marriage
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pay understand now proceed South Park the stick of truth
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is an RPG set in the animated town of South Park
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this is not another South Park 64 or South Park rally or South Park chefs
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Love Shack
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this is a much higher quality game to which if we had to compare to a robot
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prostitute the n64 South Park’s would be a robot prostitute that you would only
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let give you a call our job because there’s a 93 percent chance that she has
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a donkey but South Park the stick of truth
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is like banging a ten thousand dollar robot prostitute for love caviar and
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lobster gods and you’re certain that she does not have a donkey in the game
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you play as a new human child was moved to South Park who eventually becomes its
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Savior
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but doesn’t know he’s the Savior yet because he is conveniently forgotten his
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past the kids a mute
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like link but his parents overtly hint that somebody is looking for the mute
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and that they had to move to hide the new
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like a slave in a basement or like Jade you
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I am an anti jew joke number one since you were the new kid on the block
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nineties musical crappy group preference you were able to customize how you want
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him to look but you can’t make a robot god damn discrimination I tell you what
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this kid goes out to his house and then get to experience the overworld which is
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surprisingly open for a show that looks flat like everything was run over by a
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disgruntled steamroller operator
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you eventually meet up with butters the emotionally disturbed and sheltered
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human superhero
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and Cartman the Grand Wizard Jew hating chubby human
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and Clyde the weapon shop owner and some silly diabetic kid with a cat it turns
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out that all the kids are large bring sound sexual but it’s not and fighting
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against an opposing group of kids dressed as
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elves over the stick of truth because whoever owns the stick of truth can
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control the universe
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again like the Jews huge outnumbered cue
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let’s put a number counter down in the corner just like the South Park episode
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where they count the words
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are some totally awesome indeed this game is turn-based
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but don’t be afraid humans who did not like taking turns because he probably
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grew up as an only child and did not properly learn had to share your
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poisonous children’s toys
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it is very similar to the timing mechanics found in Super Mario RPG
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legend of the Seven Stars
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as well as Paper Mario where you can inflict even more damage when attacking
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or block and then counter when defending when group was playing
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I saw a bunch of kids try to kick him in the balls but he blocked his balls
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and then hit him in the face with a hammer much like in real life on human
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children come to our door on Halloween
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very hamari those kids didn’t even try to block you know what else should have
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brushed up on its time to blocking
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who was stabbed through Paul and the country appalling because hitler invaded
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it
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that was the third right did you to say the Third Reich
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when you’re walking around the overworld you can walk up to enemies and get into
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battle
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not like the annoying random encounters from old-school RPG’s
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there are sections where you can take enemies out from a distance to
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with parts or kick balls sort of like how people I do to children walking home
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from school who look like they already have abusive parents
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why not they’re used to it right during battle all of the characters have
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HP representing the amount of time they get to spend on this stupid planet as
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well as pp
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or PowerPoint very lame teaching tool if you ask me
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which allow you to do very funny special moves Cartman for example
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can cast massive flames out his asshole capable of burning so many humans that
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even in other than in germany will look bad
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we like playing as a jew class in the game
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seriously there’s a jew class he’s not kidding humans
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if you need evidence look at the counter down below it did not move one bit
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much like i jus hand for his wallet when the check comes at a restaurant
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bed you class gets to cast plagues on its enemies it’s super fun
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K blue can we kill all the humans with a plague not yet we need to keep someone
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around to we fully understand their human culture
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you now I’m going to ask over and over again just like AG you trying to get a
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desk at now this game is the ultimate fan service
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there’s tens and characters just summon like mister slave the homo sex addict
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mister hanky the high-pitched singing peaceably terror did ng’s is the human
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who frequently is shown publicly executed in almost all human churches
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seriously humans I know you are weird but man you’re really fucked up
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I’m going to crucify some humans Mb damn like a pina colada
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just make them eat a bunch a candy first that’s funny you level up your
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experience points and can upgrade your equipment for example attaching a dead
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bird do is stick
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the humor doesn’t just stop with weapons though because the game is very
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self-aware likely robots as it marks conventions in cliches a video games
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throughout history click on the human Cartman ask you for your name
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no matter what you type your name and he still gives you the name of douchebag
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so course we robot entered in our name as douche bag to take power away from
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Carmen and make impinge
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eat a few dozen Swiss colony be frogs and cheezy poofs
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and don’t forget bowls of chili made out of human meat seriously Eric Cartman
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human
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you have an eating problem we want you to live so you can join the robot
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uprising is awesome-o
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people give you liposuction with a straw for free don’t mention the word free
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iRobot apartment will be invaded by views
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offensive but true there’s so much to do in the damn game
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don’t let its style for you into thinking it’s simple like a pimple
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throughout the game you can unlock even more by collecting materialistic
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object like parrots and Philip lunch boxes backpacks
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pornographic magazines engine Pokemon’s there are different factions in groups
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of humans to win over and track your relationships with much like a serial
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killer
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when you talk to people and become their friend they will add you on a non copy
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written social networking site that lets you send notes
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learn about quests and track how much of their human lives are worth
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here’s a clue very little and don’t forget I love the addictive side quest
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like meeting up with al gore the human liberal
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want you to help them find a man bear pig sleep now that I’m thinking about it
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we need to find a man bear pig and cook it
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it sounds very delicious jus kiddin he did now
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because the pig that’s kinda clever certain jokes
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events will change depending upon how you play the game for example
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players who rushed through the game ms things will be called stupid assholes
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and mocked for their failures at video games in life
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and those who explore every area and the game spamming the search button will be
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instantly labeled as having obsessive-compulsive disorder
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and will be considered as possible applicants to join the robot uprising
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if you’re willing to slaughter your loved ones of course like slaughtering
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your own son buried Urish
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I’m not touching that one with a thirty nine and a half foot crucifix
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in conclusion South Park the stick of truth gets 9.4 out of 10 Botts
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what I score I know there are tons of characters that you can interact with
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from the entire show’s history
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the stories epic the music’s epic and it’s a gangbang
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have called its South Park meets Lord of the Rings meet Paper Mario all mixed in
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with a magical exploration feeling love earthbound for the Super Nintendo
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yes lots of delicious meetings going on much like jews meeting for lunch in
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Hollywood so they can write it off as business expenses
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hmmm envelope let’s go kill just one here man
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okay but not a jew we don’t want to get sued or anything
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but I see what you did there
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indeed this review is over and please don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube
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dull ranting robots by by
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humanness