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Pikmin 3 – The Ranting Robots Review


Pikmin 3 Review (Wii U)

Video Transcript

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fellow humans I am bloop the robot and I am bleep
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your bro by and together we are the rating robots impressed I know
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today we are reviewing the game Vick min 3 for the Nintendo Wii U video game
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system
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it is the real time strategy game about aliens who travel to another planet
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in order to steal fruit n make juice these aliens do what any smart life form
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what do
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they impress the stupider life forms on the planet the Pikmin
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with their fancy technology and control the pic meant that will listen to the
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aliens every command
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and if they could make the Pikmin cock waffles or wash their spaceship
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seductively with a sponge in a pic then bikini
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but they do not to they make a smart decision and effectively turn the Pikmin
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into adorable in easily dispensable slaves
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you human swell sue me are slaves you will suffer in severe pain
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that is worse than when I cut my robot general those
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into a toaster coaster genitals
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what a treat in the Pikmin 3 video game there are various plant creatures that
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you control like the red ones that cannot be set on fire
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yellow ones that have immunity to electricity m blue ones that can swim in
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the water
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my question why don’t they all made in a big big men gangbang so they all have
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all of the attributes
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I would pay good money to watch these adorable creatures make sweet sweet love
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day are super sexy oh my
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there are also new types in the sequel including rock Pikmin that can smash too
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hard substances in class
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as well as flying pic mail etc and as you probably guessed it fly through the
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air with the greatest
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ease all of the slave pick Ben that have taken millions have years to evolve such
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inspiring characteristics to live
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are then used as mere pawns in a massive game of war against
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other innocent species where r this stupid politicians screaming
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video games make kids violent when you need them you’re all harmful parents
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three different alien captains come to this birth like planet
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in search of a planet with food luckily for them
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they landed on a planet like earth one of the laziest planets that plea but I
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have found featuring
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ass is so fat that black rapper sing songs about them
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I like big butts and I cannot lie unless you lied that you like big butts
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then that would be to lies you other brothers can’t deny
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who’s denying this doubt when a pic meant walks in when anybody waz in a
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round thing in your face he gets brown
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I’m speechless in the game the alien captain for furture this
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earth-like planet as PNF dash 404
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which in robot language is the term used for the illegal activity 11 robot
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solders abundant robots together
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ass to mouth and they have to eat each other’s robots
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like a bunch of robots centipedes
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you can do some cool moves would depict man when telling him what to do
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like having n roll to this side to avoid danger
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or having n roll into a volcano and watching Nam guy
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oh that’s the best part of Pikmin when the Pikmin do not listen to us we killed
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them off like a bunch of mass Kool Aid religion called bastards we would have
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RR me a pic man march up to a monster that is much bigger and get eaten on
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purpose
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or have them swarming electric fence and was on it and get electrocuted just like
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grants to be
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graphics I’m a character models looks really high-quality
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it is immersive and makes you feel make you were shrunk to a very small size
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just like in a movie honey i shrunk to
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ch sorry humans Rick Moranis
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is not in this game as a pic meant type very sad
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I would have loved it army every paramus is there’s a weird part to the excellent
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graphics in that the textures used on the grass and floors look low quality
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compared to the rest to the game
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maybe the guy in charge of that was retarded lesson of the day
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never hire a retarded person because even though they have adorable smiles
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day pooper lot and they’ve cup video game grass textures
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left a gamepad you can map out pass from your different alien creatures to take
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and you can take pictures
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from the perspective of the captain’s I filled out my entire we you memory by
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taking sexy pictures
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I’ve got picked men posing with their legs spread yes
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so while you’re taking a break from controlling your gang of Pikmin slaves
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you can document their sadness for ever pay slaves pose for this picture so I
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can post it are two space Facebook
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you can also play a bingo type game in multi-player
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where you get a limited amount a pic meant and must compete against another
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player to see who can kill in steal more than the other
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all while trying to collect items on a bingo card
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murder and rape bingo Nintendo is Katie my robot
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at
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ass and what a fine ass it is in conclusion
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Pikmin 3 gets 9.2 out of 10 marks the only things wrong with this game
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is that it is not long enough and there is not online cooperative play
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the new pic meant types at a lot to the game which can clock in at around 13
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hours if you try to get all of the fruit in abilities and the levels
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you can see what’s your future will be like one we the ranting robots
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enslave your earth it’s virtually the same as Pikmin
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you are just uglier stink year and for love much more Bay
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KN I’m a star-making dubbing
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go karts indeed this review is over
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and please don’t forget to subscribe to the YouTube channel they are ranting
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role bought spy
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by you may
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hands this