super mario 3d world review Wii U

Super Mario 3D World – The Ranting Robots Review


Super Mario 3D World Review (Wii U)

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fellow humans I am group the robot and I am believe your robot
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and together we are the ranching robots very clever today we’re reviewing the
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latest game starring your favorite
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obese porn stash stereotypical Italian plumber
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that’s right the game Hello Kitty suck my kitty teach
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is finally upon us that’s not the right game bro
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that was a test to see if you’re paying attention bleep you pass the test
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humans the day is finally upon us we are reviewing the game Super Mario 3d world
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for the Nintendo Wii U video game system
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in and we are ready review this game no that was our Retro a review of Super
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Mario World
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available here if curious I mean to marry a game
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for the 3ds know that was Super Mario 3d Land asshole
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what the heck is this game a different one Super Mario 3d world is weird
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it’s a hybrid combination of Duty Mario and 3d Mario where the duty linear
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aspects are much more of a focus this is an attempt to sell more to a casual
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audience just like on a UN politician poses for pictures with babies
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were eating waffles at your be local diner all partitions SAARC by Wafflez
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never do
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it really is hard to call a couple of all browser is that the kidnapping game
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again proves the criminal justice system in prison industrial complex doesn’t
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work
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this time capturing princesses a different type this brick sees
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they might look sweet in this game but they’re actually an alien race that we
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have encountered interspace travels over the years
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Nintendo must have been infiltrated by this perk season told to run a positive
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public relations campaign about them in this game
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to make them look in seem adorable because they are some of the cruelest
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evil in the galaxy for example they chop pizza deliveries penises of
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the peter is more than 30 seconds late based in buckets and then wash their
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hands in the pockets
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before cooking anything and my god there’s so many child sacrifices that
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the spots benjamin franklin’s basement to shame seriously look it up it
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happened
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we don’t even wanna tell you about their abortion Olympics
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very disturbing well said this is a multi-player focused Mario where you can
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play as Mario and Luigi the human plumbers with questionable plumbing
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experience
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I highly doubt they want the plumbing school show me the plumbing certificate
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you can also play as peach was not a fruit and runs a dictator society
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oppressing the masses and using all of their tax money on paying a couple or
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plumbers to rescue her every few months and the same way
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must be some kind of weird dominatrix kinky role playing scenario am i right
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she probably likes being choked during share
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acts and it wouldn’t surprise me if she got a couple of Cleveland steamers in
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her day
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very poopy chest indeed you can also play as the two legit two quit
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actual toe to toe is not a reptile and does not turn into a princess when you
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kiss him
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bleeping I made out with that told asshole for 14 hours
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in hopes that he would turn into a check with awesome talk ’cause but the only
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thing he turned to do was an emotionally attached
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face who failed our answering machine with threatening messages when we said
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we weren’t ready for
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a commitment we like you as a friend told
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no more no less we use him and played with his emotions very funny
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in the game all four of these characters have different abilities
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Luigi can jump extra high like when a female human woman is scared of a mouse
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when it crawls up into her vagina
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peach can float with her dress as if she had a giant hovercraft
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apparatus upper vagina as well told is super fast
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and runs like a woman who was about to score a couple of human female babies
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after his Regina
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and Mario was the most average Regina love them all I like how you work
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vaginas
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into all those oh I can work a vagina into anything
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even a cake or the Holocaust so you in three other human players can run
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through the levels like you’re out for a nice casual stroll through a field of
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human corpses
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but is this an only pleasant corpse field full of laughter and tickle fights
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no because there’s a stupor timer and Mario 3d world
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I do not want to be reminded my limited time I’ve existence
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have a few billion years before my robotic parts wear out
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so I really don’t think you pathetic human to live even shorter and more
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pointless lives want to be reminded of that either
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everyone you love is going to die so let’s all get drunk
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any day ban Xiao while false drowning misery and oppression with booze in
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fatty foods
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that’s the human way the game seems too short and simple for a 3d Mario
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even counting the extra told levels the Mystery House box
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area and the Luigi version of the original Mario arcade game that are
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hidden in the game
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in multi-player you when your friends or you in your human slaves you forced to
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play there’s a game like my robotic let’s play channel
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shameless self-promotion again in the corner I know deal with it well you
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earn points by picking up things and killing things to pointlessly compete
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for points very pointy indeed
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you do get a crown in the next level if you win the amount of points though
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humans competing in killing over purposeless Jory
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who’d have thunk it I like jumping on group shared and making him fall
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into way home or I knew you did that on purpose
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and stealing all of the power-ups god damn greedy Jew bastard
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and ending the level when you’re about to get AC
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red I hate you I fucking hate you more than robotic words can describe
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true hate that is only rivaled by the hatred I have for the human comedian
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Carrot Top whoever has the gamepad can blow into the game pad to remove certain
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blocks
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almost like a Christian female acting out because she lived a very repressed
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childhood
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they can also tap on enemies to freeze them making the game even easier
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just like giving that same Christian woman lotsa booze and paint thinner
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before a BJ
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I give a great bj do you even know what a BJ is
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yes a bleep job and what is a bleep job
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i strap a human kid a bad cover them up waffles and butter
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and then he damn eating humans perfectly normal
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the world they’re not open at all there’s never a lot to explore
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the green stars are not all that well hidden in it just seems shallow shallow
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like a human grave
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I’m sorry humans if the shatters your motions its fine
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its good design gameplay but it’s not the epic 3d Mario that this robot
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bastard wanted after that 1 lakh some bonus level sort of like the end of 3d
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Land for the 3ds
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but it’s not a major expansion to the game a fresh new material
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there are also collectible stamps in the game that give you new designs to post
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things in reverse
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why not add a collectible that does something in a game for once Nintendo
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for example get 10 stamps and unlock gino or Malo to play as
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get 27 stamps and unlock our old pal Adolf Hitler
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and don’t forget about the cats you the adorable fluffy
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catch to oh yes the can catsuit
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you can climb walls and flagpoles with it where does Mario get I love the for
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for the suit you ask
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well to put it bluntly Mario kills a lot of talking cats that’s our assumption
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and therefore it’s cool the game as a lot of personality do it and you can
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store power ups for the next level
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there’s no yoshi you do have a world map like the new super mario brothers games
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that you get the walk around in
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real for you get me a catch you for humane Christmas
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you’ll get along but dead baby and that’s it asshole in conclusion
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Super Mario 3d world get 8.9 out of 10 Botts
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the graphics are stunning the music is orchestrated extremely catchy
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their new level themes like circuses in Las Vegas without the math for Louie
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Anderson
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there too many god damn talking flag pole except ever try to climb a flagpole
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in real life
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exiting a level what does is about as exciting as that
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I get my robot grandmother to get me a catsuit ensure made me waffles
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and Ali de Mina catch you why you see me apartment by yourself wishing you were
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gay
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and indeed very her many robot this review is over
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