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Adventure Time: Explore the Dungeon Because I Don’t Know (Wii U)

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hello humans
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I am blooped a robot and I am buddy bear out by
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and together we are the ranting robots very clever today we are reviewing the
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game with perhaps the most awesome title in the universe
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a game that will make you question your stupid human existence
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a game that is a perfect representation of what next generation video game
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consoles are capable of that’s right
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the game adventure time explore the dungeon because I don’t know
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for the Wii U x-box 360 ps3 and 3ds video game systems
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why would you review a game without knowing anti-dole
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I do know the title what is it then Adventure Time explore the dungeon
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because I don’t know
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see ya now I don’t know what the last part of the title
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I don’t know what you’re talking about what’s the last part of the title
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I don’t know so you don’t know bloke I do know
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what is it then I don’t know now I don’t now check your
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talking robot face the game is titled Adventure Time explore the dungeon
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because
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I don’t know the I don’t know what the party the title you guard
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Adventure Time explore the dungeon because I don’t know is a dungeon
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crawler part beat him up part RPG based on the popular human child TV show
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appropriately titled Adventure Time
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the game’s visuals look like a child’s drawing that has been vomited on at the
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trial had been hit on the head with a large hammer and forced to guzzle a
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bucket of kerosene or do
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children drinking poison very very funny
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couldn’t agree more the visual sort of look like a flash animated game
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however if you’re interested in an adventure time game
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you’re probably not interested in Final Fantasy Type story lines or graphics
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you’re looking for crazy ramblings of a bunch of crap characters with the weird
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and funny story
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and that’s exactly what this game delivers so what’s this story about
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taking away my goofy robotic bastard friend bleep the robot was probably
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going to say something really stupid
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the game is about princess bubble gum this stupid French s
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from the candy cane um I really like candy because candy is yummy so I love
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this game
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now that’s an authentic video game critique am i right princess bubble gum
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has locked away the evil spirits and monsters and lions and tigers and bears
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and robots and infectious skin diseases
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in their massive underground dungeon complex to monsters are escaping from
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the dungeon and Princess Bubblegum has no
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an idea why it’s happening does the I don’t know I broke the robot have a lies
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the problem and come to the conclusion that this is how princess bubble gum
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convicts and put up thing cover on the dungeon you asshole princess
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then maybe they would miss KP stupid bitch you a top tier three other loser
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human friends will be able to explore a dungeon
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in a roguelike dungeon crawler Phantasy Star Online slash got what style
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gameplay and killing things in laddering and rinsing and repeating
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like a human or trying to wash away her shame no amount of so
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will get rid of her the ease quite true
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so you can play as a bunch of characters that are voiced by the actual humans
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from the adventure time TV show
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like Finn the silly looking human Jake the silly looking dog
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the Ice King sounds like a math salesman her love lemon grab
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a freakish experiment gone wrong in princess bubble gums laboratory you must
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live with British birth defects
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Flame Princess the ruler the fire Kingdom who burns things like my ex
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robot white burn my childhood photographs after I look at her the
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wrong way
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porcelain the vampire drinks blood like an Ethiopian who hasn’t had a drop of
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water in eighteen months a lumpy Space Princess and finally my personal
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favorite a fcking cinnamon bun
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this cinnamon bun is my favorite character chill very very yummy
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I like it more you lose asshole each of the characters has their own attributes
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or statistics some can fly like Mary Poppins the terrorist
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some can take a lot of damage like a tank driver lover oppressed minorities
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in a square
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and others can shoot sprinkles out of their face like the king of some kickass
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cinnamon bun
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this cinnamon bun vomit out the sprinkles therefore I love cinnamon bun
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bomb and disturbing but true
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when you’re exploring the dungeon you can find some weapons like a cat larger
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grateful gun for a bamboo stick used to torture prisoners in Vietnamese
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internment camps during the war
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these don’t last that long just like pathetic human life but they help you
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kill more enemies that result in more treasure and then you can make your
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moves even more powerful back on the surface
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on the service you can upgrade your hit points special moves
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charge speed or strength I used all of my treasure to make the cinnamon bun
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super powerful making his blood
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fill with sediment testosterone to the point where his sentiment testicle
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shrunk down to the size of Hershey kisses
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any became so enraged at he went home and beat up his cinnamon bun wife
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and children go cry little cinnamon bun maybe spago believe will take care of
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view
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by take care of do you mean alive yes I do the same
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in conclusion Adventure Time explore the dungeon because I don’t know get 7.8
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Adam 10 box
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it’s addictive it’s fun and the fact that it’s 100% dungeon levels are
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randomly generated means that you will never have the same experience
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it also means that the 100 under levels are not finely tuned and well-crafted
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their times and tokens to collect that serve as bob’s powerful bosses every ten
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levels
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and lots of upgrades all driven by a lovable wacky story that adventure time
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fans have grown to love
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at the same time the game comes across as very simple for modern gamers
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overall its a bit shallow like a pool you would drown in turn in
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individuals and cutscenes are to authentically 8-bit in most cases for a
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robot taste speaking a robot tastes
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are you ready to go eat some more cinnamon bun babies a cinnamon bun
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baby at day keep steady doctor away a
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unless you eat too many cinnamon bun babies in one day then you get fat and
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severe diabetes
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die at BET’s what a delicious disease
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